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Sunday, June 21, 2009


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WTF! BoReD till I even bothered doing this Survey  

RULE 1: You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2: You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks.

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun.
Copy and paste this, delete my answers & type in your answers.

Asked someone to marry you?
Guilty.

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent.

Ever told a lie?
Guilty.

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent

Kissed a picture?
Guilty.

Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

Held a snake?
Innocent

Been suspended from school?
Innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent.

Stolen from a store?
Guilty.

Been fired from a job?
Innocent

Done something you regret?
Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent.

Kissed in the rain?
Innocent.

Sat on a roof top?
Innocent

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent.

Sang in the shower?
Guilty.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty

Shaved your head?
Innocent.

Slept naked?
Guilty

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent.

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

Been in a band?
Innocent.

Shot a gun?
Innocent

Donated Blood?
Guilty

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty.

Still love someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty.

Been too honest?
Guilty.

Ruined a surprise?
Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk after wards?
Guilty

Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty. :D:D

Joined a pageant?
Innocent.

Had communication w/ your ex?
Guilty

DATING Someone?
Innocent.

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent.

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
Innocent.

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty.

Now don't get me wrong. Surveys are for the loaded-with-free-time-kinda people. I ain't one of them and since my family BFF is nagging for a new post. Well, here it is.

Recently, the best surprises took place. For those reading this, only a select few would understand the following lines. Germ(anStyle)'s new coupling was the best thing that happened for these two lovable marauders. Better appreciate it!

Apart from that, Secondary 1 major BBQ event rocked my shorts (or skirt!) off. Truth be told, we actually started off with a super boring event, "eating chai tau kueh, xia mien and char kway tiao-till-bloated-and-feeling-guilty". The thousands of calories were burnt off with gila swimming accompanied by a reluctant PSE, whom never had to show off his ONE pack abs. Ever. I can still remember the super shy look on his mien (as in face, you block-headed ninnies).

Laughably, there was this boy who did bring his swimming attire, a pair of trunks with a giant hole- right at the asshole. Literally. He had to keep covering his butt with a towel when he's out of the pool, otherwise he just roamed free in the pool, very unconscious of the fact that holes can still be seen underwater!HAhaha. Sew it lah brother!

When time came for the actual grilling event, it was the opportunity for me to showcase my barbecuing abilities. I ended up cooking ALL the food, with some help from Germ, Yvonne, and Tse Min. Anyways, i guessed the students were feeling super horny or something, they started to splash water on everybody. Poor Velda almost displayed her decolletage to surprising accuracy, especially since she wore a white T-shirt. Like DUh! Next time, wear black, it's safest!

Another thing I learnt that in a pool no higher than 0.5m, we can generate such fun water play by playing catching. Sounds dumb, but you'll be amazed at what activities can entertain highly-randy boys and girls.Hahaha.

Okies, feeling tired with all the posting. Will continue soon. Goodnite buggers!

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