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For the life of me, I can't fathom why blogging is so addictive. But as my students do it on a daily basis, and for the simple excuse that it's a trendy thing to do, I'm giving it a shot.

1.Where is your phone?
-In my left pocket of my exercise shorts.
2.Where is your significant other?
-In the bedroom, OD-ing on PSP
3.Your hair colour?
-You won't have any idea when you've got highlights,lowlights and black.
4.Your mother?
-Shortie who looks like a sister instead of a MUM.URgh
5.Your father
-Army Warrant Officer who cares about whether i ate my fair share of Durian
6.Favourite thing?
-Badminton, reading...well...i ain't picky
7.Your dream last night?
-Oh wow, GERMAINE ya better hold ya tongue!!!
8.Your dream/goal?
-earn 10K
9.The room you're in?
-Living room.
1o.Your hobby?
-Baminton, Swimming, Reading
11.Your fear?
-BalLoonS(Don't laugh, ya morons)
12.Where do you want to be in 6 years?
-In AMI, earning 10K
13.Where were you last night?
-Various places, can't remember
14.What are you not?
-Sane
15.One of your wishlist item?
-To go for Plastic Surgery and look like Korean ladies (Kim Jung Eun)
16.Crush on someone?
-I'm married to the geezer already.
17.The last thing you ate?
-Fish!
18.What are you wearing?
-Blue Adidas Dri-Fit top with exercise shorts.
19.Your tv?
-Switched off la.
2o.Your computer?
-Screen damn big, makes my eyes water
21.Your mood?
-Endorphins rushing........
22.Missing someone?
-Myself at 17(Super Hot!)
23.Your car?
-No license lei ):
24.Something you're not wearing?
-I'll keep that to myself, voyeurs!
25.Favourite store?
-77th Street
26.Where did you grow up?
-Singapore, some kampung somehwere
27.Your favourite colour?
-Blue, all shades
28.When was the last time you laughed?
-Just now during English class.
29.Last time you cried?
-Never had done that in years
3o.Why do you blog?
-Cos superbored ninnies that i have for students bug moi to update. Plus, i love my strudents soooo much!!!!!!

Quiz tagged from some random blog .

1.If you could change your name, what would it be?
-GilaButFun
2.Do you think you are good looking?
-MaYBE when i just drowned and died for 5 weeks.
3.Are you single or taken?
-Neither.(Married!)
4.Are you happily single or taken?
-Neither
5.What is your favourite colour?
-Blue, all shades
6.Do you think the world is round or flat?
-Round when u look at it from the moon and flat when you see the horizon.
7.Spongebob or Patrick?
-Patrick, he's sooo dumb that i've fallen in love.페트릮!사랑해!
8.Chuckie or Tommy?
-Ooooh..I'd choose the murdering, conniving, SOB doll anytime!
9.Pooh, ee yore or baby pooh?
-None. Probably when i decided to give up being ADULT.
1o.Black or white?
-That depends when i want to feel skinny.
11.Who are your bestfriends?
-Me, myself and I with Germ and someone.
12.Who is your enemy?
-It's a SHE.
13.Who is your hero?
-Erm, myself. I create moi own destinies
14.Who was the last person you saw?
-At this point, there are 4 people now.
15.Who was the last person you hugged?
-My PiGs
16.Who was the last person you told you love him/her?
-Hmm, lets see... Its a secret , too bad :D<<<<<<17.Who is the person you miss most?
-Myself at 17
18.What is the one thing that brightens up your day?
-Knowing that I'd earn 10K
19.When was the last time you went on vacation?
-Every Sunday
2o.Who was the last person to annoy you?
-It's a SHE. Again.
21.Against or for gay marriage?
-Against. Burn in hell, ya ninnies!
22.Bush or Kerry?
-Bush. For the sole reason that i've heard of him
23.Against or for abortion?
-Against
24.When was the last time you cried?
-Can't remember. I don't cry easily anymore.
25.When was the last time you were absolutely happy?
-Knowing I'm loved.
26.Who was the last person you yelled at?
-My PiGs
27.Do you think you're well liked ?
- Hell Yeah, I'm a popularity SlaVe
28.Do you go to Talawanda?
-1stly, it'll depend on whther it even exists.

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RULE 1: You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2: You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks.

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun.
Copy and paste this, delete my answers & type in your answers.

Asked someone to marry you?
Guilty.

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent.

Ever told a lie?
Guilty.

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent

Kissed a picture?
Guilty.

Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

Held a snake?
Innocent

Been suspended from school?
Innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent.

Stolen from a store?
Guilty.

Been fired from a job?
Innocent

Done something you regret?
Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent.

Kissed in the rain?
Innocent.

Sat on a roof top?
Innocent

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent.

Sang in the shower?
Guilty.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty

Shaved your head?
Innocent.

Slept naked?
Guilty

Had a boxing membership?
Innocent.

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

Been in a band?
Innocent.

Shot a gun?
Innocent

Donated Blood?
Guilty

Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty.

Still love someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty.

Been too honest?
Guilty.

Ruined a surprise?
Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk after wards?
Guilty

Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Guilty. :D:D

Joined a pageant?
Innocent.

Had communication w/ your ex?
Guilty

DATING Someone?
Innocent.

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent.

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
Innocent.

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty.

Now don't get me wrong. Surveys are for the loaded-with-free-time-kinda people. I ain't one of them and since my family BFF is nagging for a new post. Well, here it is.

Recently, the best surprises took place. For those reading this, only a select few would understand the following lines. Germ(anStyle)'s new coupling was the best thing that happened for these two lovable marauders. Better appreciate it!

Apart from that, Secondary 1 major BBQ event rocked my shorts (or skirt!) off. Truth be told, we actually started off with a super boring event, "eating chai tau kueh, xia mien and char kway tiao-till-bloated-and-feeling-guilty". The thousands of calories were burnt off with gila swimming accompanied by a reluctant PSE, whom never had to show off his ONE pack abs. Ever. I can still remember the super shy look on his mien (as in face, you block-headed ninnies).

Laughably, there was this boy who did bring his swimming attire, a pair of trunks with a giant hole- right at the asshole. Literally. He had to keep covering his butt with a towel when he's out of the pool, otherwise he just roamed free in the pool, very unconscious of the fact that holes can still be seen underwater!HAhaha. Sew it lah brother!

When time came for the actual grilling event, it was the opportunity for me to showcase my barbecuing abilities. I ended up cooking ALL the food, with some help from Germ, Yvonne, and Tse Min. Anyways, i guessed the students were feeling super horny or something, they started to splash water on everybody. Poor Velda almost displayed her decolletage to surprising accuracy, especially since she wore a white T-shirt. Like DUh! Next time, wear black, it's safest!

Another thing I learnt that in a pool no higher than 0.5m, we can generate such fun water play by playing catching. Sounds dumb, but you'll be amazed at what activities can entertain highly-randy boys and girls.Hahaha.

Okies, feeling tired with all the posting. Will continue soon. Goodnite buggers!

Well, finally it's high time i updated this almost lifeless blog of mine, save for the all-too-generous posting done by germaine. Thanks for fiddling while i was busy. Love ya lots. Anyways, today's events were very revealing of the platitude of fears people have about others.

At the very root of the problem is a habit to assume. The things we preconceive without proper justifications causes a lot of misunderstanbdings to occur; friends fall out, bosses fire employees, people having it out just because of illusions. Why do people assume? I have been struggling to answer this question for ages as i watch quarrels go by, heated exchanges run past and catfights galore too.

Misconception is a word many people would like to prevent yet they dabble in it unknowingly. They sit on their very high pedestal, preaching about the inadequacies of others, besmirching the reputations of lives be it purposely or otherwise. And eventually, people get hurt real bad.

I, for one, suggest people to consider both sides for any obstacle they encounter. Always try your best to hear either party's defence. Allow them to justify their actions, you may very well discover things may not be what it seems. Who knows, you may even prevent a squabble from taking place. Peace out.

wheeee , hellos =D
guess who i am ppl =3
t.siti ? wheeeeeeeeeee , wrong !XD
i'm GERMAINEYIN :DDDD i'm posting for t.siti cos she cant be bothered to ): and she's currently teaching someone so i'm fiddling with her comp , hahahaha :p
t.siti is wearing a dress :o
she looks guilty when she's in th dress >:D
idk why :c
lame hors :/
nvms , she's gonna have to edit again anyways (:

001. Real name -- Siti Aminah Binte Ishak
002. Nicknames -- TS, Teacher Siti, ElectriSiti, Evil
003. Zodiac sign -- Cancer (the non-cancerous one)
004. Male or Female -- Female luhh!
005. Elementary -- Xingnan Primary School
006. Middle school -- This can't be applied to Singapore Education.
007. High school -- Bukit Panjang Govt, High School, then Anderson Junior College
008. Friends -- FEw. I choose my friends wisely
009. Hair colour -- black,black and black (:(:(:
010. Long or short hair -- Long
011. Loud or quiet -- Loud(Hell Yeah!) :D
012. Sweats or jeans -- jeans
013. Phone or camera -- phone
014. Health freak -- Was once. Now selective exercise.
016. Drink or smoke -- nooooooo(:
017. Do you have a crush on someone? -- I'm married, so that question is nullified. Otherwise, it will count as an extramarital liaison. Haha
018. Eat or drink -- drink.
019. Piercings -- yeahs on my ear :3
020. tattoos -- nnonononono..
023. First piercing -- 4 or 5 or 6 years old ? i forgot ):
024. First best friend -- i forgot her name o.o
025. First award -- idk? i have a really bad memory x_x
026. First crush -- i did have one (: (:It was in secondary school. But i'm not telling whom. HAh.
027. First pet -- a cat by the name of Whitesock
028. First big birthday -- One year old
049. Eating -- nothing .
050. Drinking -- nothing .
051. Im about to -- do th next question (: (: (:
053. Listening to -- Germaine's blog song cos it happens to be in another window
054. Plans for today -- slack?:x
055. Waiting for -- A new laptop

WHICH IS BETTER?
068. Lips or eyes -- eyes
070. Shorter or taller? -- taller !
072. Romantic or spontaneous -- Romantic ? Idk.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms -- uuhh,nice stomach ? how th hell do i know.
074. Sensitive or loud -- loud.
075. Hook-up or relationship -- DUH of course relationship, Hookup means Casual Sex
076. Trouble maker or hesitant -- hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts -- BOTH
081. Ran away from home -- Yes
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence -- It will depend on who's about to die
083. Killed somebody -- I wish
084. Broken someone's heart -- Yes
085. Been arrested -- SHHHHHHHHH!
087. Cried when someone died -- yes ):

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself -- yeah.
090. Miracles -- yeah,sometimes.
091. Love at first sight -- yeahs,but wont last long.
092. Heaven -- yes.i wanna go there after i die (: (:
093. Santa Claus -- No. I'm no Christian
095. Kiss on th first date -- No. I'm more conservative than u ppl think

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there a person you want to be with right now -- yeah.
098. Are you seriously happy with your life -- yeah,i think ?
099. Do you believe in god -- Yes i do
100. Post as 1oo truth and tag 1o ppl to do this quiz (:
1. Andrea
2. Yanxi
3. T.siti
4. Grace
5. Jeremy
6. Anyone
7. Anyone
8. Anyone
9. Anyone
10. Really, I couldn't care more.

Well, it has been,shall we say, a blarthing 1.5 months since i bothered to update this monster of blogworlds. There has been though, a few surprising moments in my dreary life that withstood the boundaries of tedium. Really. For those nincompoops who had been swatting or bugging me about the inconsistencies of blogging- here's my piece. " I don't give a shit."

Back to the topic of interesting latests. Exactly 5 days ago, i completed my management module with a solid 3 hour essay on Management Concepts and Permanent Head Damage (PHD) Goofballs whom i had to research upon for the sake of scoring my all round perfect grade of Distinction. People like Freud, F. Taylor, Henri Fayol and Likert Rensis are just a few of them. Imagine cramming a 3 yr degree course in 6 months. Talk about Olympian achievements.

Cathartically, my coursemates thought i stood a better chance at being the trainer because my teachings were better understood and well-matched to daily life. Thus, i was temporarily worshipped as GODDESS. Haha. However, just to retract from bootlicking my own ass, i really liked helping my coursemates understand the concepts as i really cared about them doing well in the impending examination.

Enough rambling. Peace out.

Lo & Behold, who in this godforsaken world would ever have a trouble-free life? Last i checked, even THE Donald of Trump organisation had a failed marriage. If even a mortal on the highest pedestal has an appendicitis, who's to say we could really be happy?

Some of you may wonder: why the ranting? I, for one, have a valid reason. ATTITUDES. If God could have a penny for every bad-ass person out there, he'd be stinking rich.( Not that he isn't, by the way). I hate students-with-potential-but-lazy. Seriously, i get really annoyed when I have been patient all along and they still screw you. I mean, there are many out there who couldn't lift a pencil when they want to and these students couldn't care less when they have a whole future ahead of them. Gosh. I really tried.

Ok. I wish I'm Fairy Godmother. Scratch that. Sounds too old. I wish i'm Tinkerbell. Able to do amazing things. Too bad i ain't got a good pair of wings that could carry my mass. LOL. U'd need a set of 747 Boeing wings for that. Alright, lastly, for those impatient ninnies out there who've been bugging me to update my blog. It's done yeah. I'd be busy but will drop a line or two. Peace out.

Have a Happy Chinese New Year!! Gong Hei Fatt Choy!

Ah Beng's Job Interview
(Contributed by Wyman Lye)

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"Ah Beng got the job.

Sounds like Cow to me

Overheard in an English class.
Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"
Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"
Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay & Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)" The teacher fainted.

Investments Escaped From Toilet: Town Council
Posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Topic: Local News
Local News
by Kway Kah Chng

Bukit Gorblok Town Council has come clean about exactly where all the money it has collected from residents has gone – out the window. Specifically, a toilet window.

Controversy over town council finances has been raging since it was learned that town councils had been investing part of the service and conservancy charges paid by residents for repair and maintenance in high-risk investment products like Lehman Minibombs and High School Musical Notes 5, which have since imploded.

“Residents have been complaining we’re not transparent about where their money went,” said Bukit Gorblok Town Council spokesman Lui Boh Leow. “Well, here at Bukit Gorblok, we’re very transparent about how we invest. So transparent, it’s like looking out a freshly Windexed window.”

According to Mr. Lui, residents’ money escaped through a window in their central office’s toilet, when “some of our finance department wasn’t paying attention”.

The money has yet to be found, despite a “massive nationwide moneyhunt” by the Town Council executive staff.

“It was very unfortunate, we got complacent,” admitted Mr. Lui. “So we’ll take immediate action like firing some low status accountants or clerks.”

“We’ll also be placing posters of our missing money at various places around the constituency, in case people spot it,” he said. “It may be in disguise.”



Mr. Lui asked for calm and level-headedness. “Yes, it is a crisis, but we must never forget our priorities, which are to ensure that our leaders are never questioned too harshly or their positions placed in jeopardy.”

I think a lot of you are pleasantly surprised at the new content on this blog. I have included various content courtesy of TALKINGCOCK.COM >>I do not own any of the content i filched from the aforesaid website. Lols

Be that as it may, i want to write about something else that is of more importance. My students. My worries are really profound to some extent. As i taught more and more students, i discover that their parents play a huge role in their education. I have come across different attitudes and personalities- some of which are quite unsavoury. Some parents actually have zero contribution towards encouraging their children to focus more on studies. Why the fuss? Some of you may say.

REGRET. That's the big fuss. Each year, some students come up to me (after the announcement of PSLE results), and start to bawl their disappointment. And my usual reaction? GREAT ANNOYANCE!! Because i have reminded such students time and time again to prioritise their studies, not their PSPs or current rank in their computer Games.

It's not that i tell them to totally boycott their hobbies. But the thing is, if they do not study adequately, they can even forget about that dream job which allows them to pursue their passions.

The point is: STUDY = SATISFACTION. Do take that to heart, students. You'll be rewarded when the time comes.

“In this economic climate, meeting the public can be literally too hot to handle,” said PAP spokesman Mr. Gerry Mandhir. “As one of our members found out the hard way when some crazy ah pek set him on fire.”

Accordingly, the Party is issuing all its MPs new full-body flame retardant outfits, for use during walkabouts, Meet-The-People sessions, baby contests, constituency dinners, etc.

“If citizens are willing to immolate their MP for giving $200 ang paos,” said Mr. Mandhir, “who knows what they’ll do when they learn that their MPs are also taking $46000 cordon bleu holidays and donno what else. These special suits will ensure that citizens will stay out of our elite, but not fireproof, faces.”

Meanwhile, the Internal Security Department is interrogating the 70 year-old assailant to see if he is part of a terrorist senior citizen network out to harm MPs.

Said ISD spokesman Mr. Kwee Leng Kee, “If citizens want to play with fire, we will give them the air-con treatment.”

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FURBENGS™

Each Furbeng comes with a different repertoire of adorable phrases!

Put them together and they'll cham siong!

Feisty,eh?

Jiro Wang is godawful CUTE! Too bad i can't worship him unless i want to be arrested for blasphemy. Lols. I know, u girls out there, go wipe the drool of your face!