For most of my students, what i am going to blog about is of a story many may or may not have known. For my inner circle, it's something they are familiar with. Love you guys,for being my pillars of strength when i needed you most. Back to the novella:)
Number 1: I was fired.
Number 2: According to naysayers, I walked off on my own. That was a total LIE. For the fur-deficient mammal reading this, you know what a BIG LIAR you are.
Number 3: Reason for termination: After hours communication with ex-students.
Communication, yes. But, again, for the sake of the fur-deficient mammal(or FDM), It's totally alright to fire me for this reason alone. However, it is not alright to go behind someone's back and LIE to the WHOLE CENTRE that I TOOK CENTRE'S MONEY and PUT IT in my POCKET. For FDM's education, that's tantamount to stealing- Which I should stress again, totally a BIG FAT LIE.
Number 4: I am pissed with FDM slandering me.
Totally juvenile and uneducated FDMs resorted to badmouthing and lying just to justify their reasons for exterminating me. Wrong move, fellas. All that lying just became compliments to me. Want to know why?
To even decide to brandish pictures of so-called evidence that proved i was tutoring ex-students to the WHOLE CENTRE, tells me one very important truth- THAT i was such a significant threat. If you think, for an instance, that i was threatening your business, then you have just lost your most loyal employee.
I should put it more bluntly across: I NEVER EVEN HAD THE INTENTION TO DO ANYTHING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR BUSINESS.
Number 5: On that fateful day, I should make it clear that the ex-students were there to celebrate Hari Raya. We did some make-up session, and giving tips to one another how to look more beautiful.
IF FDM feels that that is tuition, i'll be damned. They really are blathering fools.
Number 6: Since I am free from these FDMs, I am a whole lot happier. Working with those FDMs took the life out of me.
Number 7: I heard something else more shocking, although a little pleasing.
I heard through the grapevine that policemen entered your premises. Wow, so eventful! I wish I was there. People keep telling me how frightened you guys were, yet almost unconvincingly, you guys tried to pretend it didn't affect you. Hypocrites, much?
I found out through willing sources, that the sole reason you guys got BUSTed was for taking someone's picture illegally and without permission. Now, ladies and gentlemen, for those curious to know, those aforesaid pictures were unapologetically used to fire me, as proof that i was tutoring those students.
That was NOT SMART at all. FDM, you could have clarified the whole thing calmly, without doing something against the law. But anyways, I have argued that you guys were not really IQ-sensitive, so I cannot fault you for doing something like that. In fact, I pity FDM. To land yourself in that kind of trouble, I wonder what you guys are going through. TOO BAD!
Number 8: FDM actually lied to the policemen!!Woah!!
To my knowledge (though not that vast), lying to an officer of the law could get you in serious trouble. Yet, those IQ deficient FDMs went against their similarly deficient morals (if they had any), and told MANY LIES!!
Wow, now considering that FDMs are in the education market, FDMs do not deserve to be teachers or educators of any kind. If someone were to find out about this, imagine the terrible shame!
I do, however, attest to the fact that I am sometimes late. But hey, I'm human. You couldn't be so anal about that right? FDMs should thank their lucky stars I haven't spilled their dirty laundry on their chronologically deficient marking of Assessment books.
Do let me be more magnanimous. Spread more lies! Someday, somehow, everyone will know what conniving, hypocritical sorry excuses for homo sapiens you guys are. By then, I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH.
Signing off with Love
President of Mafia Badminton Association
